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Volume 13 Available
Hells yea, Volume 13 of The Inner Swine is now available from Lulu.com as a single perfect-bound book. $9.99 +shipping for the book, $1.25 for the PDF download. Why? Why not, dammit. Papa needs liquor monies.
NEW ISSUE
Yea, verily--new issue in the works as always. My god, how do I keep going? Caffeine, booze, and frequent organ transplants, bubba, that's how.
So, we've posted the usual samples, although one sample is actually posted over at my Blog and thus isn't formatted too much, but hey, what the hell. Enjoy!
MISCELLANIA
Well, once again I've neglected poor old faithful innerswine.com in favor of my splashy new blog. I am a fickle, fickle man.The new issue is being proofread as we speak, and the cover being created. Or perhaps the cover is not being created and Jeof Vita is napping in his office, dreaming of cheese. In which case I will be forced to once again burn his house down. Very sad, actually. Other than that, I had a physical today and will apparently live at least one more year, and I have to re-grout our bathroom. Makes a man want to drink some, let me tell you.
NEW WEB COLUMN
A new web column from Your Humble Editor! DAMN, happy days. This time I'm struggling still to get the March issue out the damned door and decided to waste some time complaining about it:
"Wait, did I just realize I sell these postage-included for $1.25? Holy shit, I am a moron. I think they cost like $35 to make. I need to be invaded by China and taught a lesson."
READ IT!
ON THE AIR, AGAIN
Well, I'll be appearing on The Joey Reynolds Show again, despite feeling like I was more ridiculous than usual last time. Somehow they've decided I was a good guest and asked me back - who knew? The universe is confusing.
I will, of course, be struggling to mention the new book, The Digital Plague, as often as possible, resulting in some amusing outbursts, like this:
JOEY: So, Jeff, you're from Jersey City originally, yes?
ME: DIGITAL PLAGUE, JOEY!
JOEY: Uh, what?
ME: DIGITAL PLAGUE! DIGI-TAL-PLA-AGUE!
And then I will be removed by security.
Anyways, I'll be on May 12th at 1AM, which means it's actually early morning May 13th, on 710AM in NYC and elsewhere in syndication. If you're awake, tune in and snicker at me. If you can't stay up that late, no doubt I will have MP3s of my brilliance available for general mockery shortly thereafter.
Wish me luck.
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